Tuesday is the Melbourne Cup, Australia’s major horse race. It’s held on the first Tuesday of November every year and from what I can gather is like the Kentucky Derby but on an even larger scale. Talks of hats and fascinators abound everywhere and you can pick up either from everywhere from Target to a custom milliner (or even get a DIY kit). Did I mention that this race literally stops a nation? It’s a public holiday in Melbourne which means no work and no school, because of a horse race. Yes, you did hear me correctly.
While a holiday for a horse race may not ever take hold in New York, the Aussies may unintentionally be on the edge of a fashion trend. As headbands appear in fashion adorned with bows, flowers and tulle, it isn't much of a step to the fascinator…
Is this the next Blair Waldorf trend?
XOXO,
Anonymous Expat
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Redefining First World Standards
Apologies for the long absence. I would love to say that I’ve been busy enjoying the start of summer in Perth, lounging alongside the Indian Ocean with some good books and a Little Creatures Light Ale or Pipsqueak Cider (or two) in hand but alas I’ve just been busy with work. This morning my trip to the bank to place a wire transfer has definitely jumpstarted me back into posting though because I have found something else to add to my list of things that Qatar is better than Australia at doing:
1. Reasonably priced food and services. I’ve gone from $27 pedicures at the Four Seasons in Doha to refusing to pay $60+ for no name hole in the wall salons in Perth. Forget $25 entrees at Spice Market and $7 dinners at Thai Snack in Qatar because in Perth, Chinese takeaway will set you back $15 a person (excluding rice, an extra $5 per serving). Slightly nicer but still casual restaurants in Perth will set you back a minimum of $25 per person excluding drinks for average food.
2. Internet. I could go on about this all day but I’ll stick to the basics of set-up and service. Not only did ridiculously slow to get anything done Qtel in Qatar beat Perth’s Telestra at setting up my internet (about one month versus almost seven weeks) but my internet speed was significantly faster in Qatar versus Australia which you would think would be a more developed country. Not only that, but after seven months of service, I finally got a correct bill from Telestra. I only had one incorrect bill in Qatar.
3. Mobile service. In Qatar, I could be out in the absolute middle of the desert and still have full service on my phone. Ok, perhaps my cell phone didn’t work well in my house, but all those concrete walls must have blocked the signal. In Australia, we lose cell phone coverage all of the time, even in populated areas.
4. I saved the best for last: banking services. Today I went to place a wire transfer from my Australian bank to my bank in the U.S. I arrived at my bank and was told that they couldn’t do it, unless I could figure out how to use their website to do the wire, since all the bank can do is use the same website I use at home. After realizing that an international wire would actually require the bank employees to do some work, they then told me it was impossible (despite the fact they advertise forex on tv/internet quite heavily). The coup de grace was when they suggested I go to Western Union if I wanted to send money overseas. New item on my to do list: ‘find new bank.’
Australia, you might be absolutely gorgeous but your service sucks. You might want to rethink your ‘fair go’ philosophy because it may be responsible for contributing to such crappy businesses and service industry employees that you don’t even compare to less developed countries like Qatar, in all of their frustrating bureaucratic glory. I can’t wait to see how your economy does when there is a pull back in natural resources prices. You export your raw materials, and import nearly all value added products despite your massive tariffs. Isn’t that what a third world country is supposed to do?
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Saturday, October 9, 2010
Bottoms Up for Classiness
Sometimes Western Australia is just so classy that I don’t know what to do with myself. Take this conversation I recently overheard at my office for example:
M talking to A, a colleague who had just returned after a year of maternity leave, “So, what kind of birth did you have?”
A, “It was totally natural.”
M, “Wow, you’re brave.”
A, “Actually, I just got to the hospital too late for an epidural, I was begging the doctors for one.”
M, “Why were you so late, was it a quick labor?”
A, “No, my husband was drunk.”
Apparently the beer was just too tempting to A’s husband, despite her being nine months pregnant and bursting to give birth.
I told H about this conversation when I got home from work that day and he told me that I had already told him the story. Impossible I told him, I had just overheard the conversation a couple of hours ago and I hadn’t talked to him since then.
Turns out H had heard a similar story at work, from yet another Western Australian colleague. This guy was wondering if his wife had the right to be angry at him when he broke her no drinking during the last two weeks of her pregnancy rule. He went out and got drunk one night during this period but she didn’t go into labor so he thought no harm was done. She on the other hand felt just a little bit differently…
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