My parents are coming to visit us in Australia and are in the process of planning their itinerary. My Dad e-mailed a company about a snorkel trip:
Dear Anonymous Snorkel Company,
I am interested in booking a snorkel trip in December. Can you please advise what the weather conditions are in December and what stinger suits are?
Thanks,
Anonymous Dad
The Anonymous Snorkel Company’s response:
Dear Anonymous Dad,
The conditions in December are lovely. Stinger suits are lycra suits that we provide to keep you protected in the water from stingers.
Looking forward to your booking,
Anonymous Snorkel Company
Looking forward to our booking? Yeah right. This is Australia, doesn’t anybody remember Steve Irwin? Time to look into some land based activities. Or perhaps snorkelling in a different body of water.
Dear Australia,
You are brilliant.
XOXO,
Anonymous Expat
