Friday, March 18, 2011

Wife + Girlfriend = Trouble, Shocking

I politely declined after work drinks with my colleagues this evening at the Holiday Inn.  There's something exceedingly depressing to me about choosing to have drinks in a hotel bar, let alone a crummy hotel bar.  Factor in expensive pints at aforementioned crummy hotel bar and it's not my top choice to kickoff my weekend.

Besides, I had a better invitation from a non-work friend to a family barbecue in one of the numerous local parks.  The forwarded invitation read:

"This is a family sausage sizzle so bring the kids / wife / girlfriend.  Remember to bring the wife or the girlfriend, not both, as this has caused problems in the past."

And by the way, this e-mail was written by someone whose e-mail footer 'job' title reads, "all around likable cuss."

Silly goose.  

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