Thursday, November 24, 2011

Taxi, Taxi

Cabbies in Perth don’t like night fares in Perth because they fear getting glassed or not paid.  Women in Perth don’t like late night taxis in Perth because they fear getting sexually assaulted.  My friend doesn’t like cabbies in Perth because after politely turning down a date with her 60+ year old driver, he said to her spitefully, “That’s fine then, go home to your pussy.  I mean your cat, your pussy cat.”  Next time she might refuse those last few drinks which make her talkative enough to share her life with the cab driver, including pictures of the true love of her life, her very spoiled, overly well fed kitten.

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