Possibly the Oddest (Or Most Entertaining) E-Mail H Has Ever Received

Thursday night H started chortling at his iPhone.  I asked what was so funny and he passed it over:

Dear Anonymous Friend's Boss,

Can you please allow Anonymous Friend to depart work early tomorrow to pipe at my wedding?  I would very VERY much appreciate it.  My original piper was a second cousin who missed his flight (drinking at the airport bar) and now won't arrive in time to play.

Thank you so much!!!!!

Anonymous Bride