Guys who spend the majority of their time around guys, or women who look like guys, really can’t get their minds out of the gutter.
I told Anonymous Friend that I got a new harness and that we really needed to go try it out one night.
His jaw dropped and his eyes lit up while his brand new girlfriend gave me a huge stink eye.
Seriously Anonymous Friend? Do you not remember H, the guy twice your size with whom you spend a huge amount of your waking hours? You know, the guy who I’m very happily married to?
Obviously next time I need to specify that my new harness is one of these:
for rock climbing. You know, the activity that H and I do with Anonymous Friend on a weekly basis.
Not one of these:
Maybe Anonymous Friend can try that kind of harness out with his new girlfriend. But please leave me out of it.
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