I think our neighbor might be a drug dealer. Either that or he has a major case of ADD. Multiple times a day, he speed walks to his Bentley (often times carrying a small leather gym bag), whizzes away, and is back five minutes later. Cycle that sequence on repeat and you have a typical day for Anonymous Neighbor.
I can't even begin to guess what his destination might be other than the fact that a couple of times, I've spotted his car parked at the building immediately next door that is really rundown and almost looks like it could be a crack den if it wasn't on such a fancy street. Although, after watching Breaking Bad, it could be compared to Jesse's house: really nice house/neighborhood, really shady tenant, substituting the part about the really nice house.
If he's not a drug dealer, than maybe Anonymous Neighbor is selling special vitamins with huge quantities of Vitamin A or self-tanning pills to help his 'friends' obtain the perfect shade of orange that he and his father sport year round.
Or maybe he's running to move his Bentley under cover at any chance of rain.
One day I'll have to ask, until then I'll enjoy speculating.
I can't even begin to guess what his destination might be other than the fact that a couple of times, I've spotted his car parked at the building immediately next door that is really rundown and almost looks like it could be a crack den if it wasn't on such a fancy street. Although, after watching Breaking Bad, it could be compared to Jesse's house: really nice house/neighborhood, really shady tenant, substituting the part about the really nice house.
If he's not a drug dealer, than maybe Anonymous Neighbor is selling special vitamins with huge quantities of Vitamin A or self-tanning pills to help his 'friends' obtain the perfect shade of orange that he and his father sport year round.
Or maybe he's running to move his Bentley under cover at any chance of rain.
One day I'll have to ask, until then I'll enjoy speculating.
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