This evening, while riding the elevator to leave my office, I overheard a conversation between a man in standard Western Australian business attire (button down shirt, with nipples and chest hair showcased*, and trousers) and a woman in an extraordinarily tight sheath dress.
Random Man With VN&IHS, “Tell me again what you were wearing when you got thrown out of the pub last weekend?”
Random Woman in Extraordinarily Tight Sheath Dress, “Steel toed boots.”
Where am I again?
Currently missing: stiletto heels, designer purses, and oh wait, actual fashion.
* Nipples and chest hair seen through and over button down shirts, due to lack of wearing an undershirt, will hitherto be referred to as VN&IHS (short for visible nipples and inappropriate hair spillage).
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