Conversation at last night's beer tasting:
Bob-o: You know who really can't pull off a shaved head?
Me: Who?
Bob-o: Jack-o, he looks like a convict when he shaves his head.
Me: So?
Bob-o: So he looks like a convict.
Me: He's Australian, what's the difference?
Oh, snap. I'm sure I'm the only one who thought that was LOL hilarious a la Larry David. What can I say? Hello, my name is Anonymous Expat and I'm an oilfield prisoner. Besides, everybody in Australia claims that their ancestors were free settlers rather than the prisoners the British sent over to populate the territory. I call that revisionist history...free settlers were the minority of immigrants.
Bob-o: You know who really can't pull off a shaved head?
Me: Who?
Bob-o: Jack-o, he looks like a convict when he shaves his head.
Me: So?
Bob-o: So he looks like a convict.
Me: He's Australian, what's the difference?
Oh, snap. I'm sure I'm the only one who thought that was LOL hilarious a la Larry David. What can I say? Hello, my name is Anonymous Expat and I'm an oilfield prisoner. Besides, everybody in Australia claims that their ancestors were free settlers rather than the prisoners the British sent over to populate the territory. I call that revisionist history...free settlers were the minority of immigrants.
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