Apparently there are some men, at least Australian men, who actually will date prostitutes. Take Anonymous Friend for example; he really should be demoted to Anonymous Acquaintance after uncovering the following...
One horny single Australian oil worker + one paid escort leads to a relationship where dates and sex cease being exchanged for cash. Said paid escort, now unpaid (at least by boyfriend) girlfriend lies about being on birth control. Said horny Australian oil worker breaks up with paid escort turned girlfriend.
Fast forward two months...
Paid escort turned girlfriend repents for lying about being on birth control. Horny single Australian oil worker takes her back.
Fast forward one month...
Pregnancy test returns positive sign, happy face, two lines, all other symbols that say yes, prostitute / girlfriend is pregnant!!! And yes, she did tell horny oilfield boyfriend that she was taking birth control pills when she was not...again.
Fast forward eight months...
Horny oilfield worker is eight months single after breaking up with paid escort turned girlfriend for lying AND the father of a newborn baby girl who will hopefully not follow her mother into the world's oldest profession.
Fast forward five years...
Horny single oilfield worker is still using paid escorts and still fighting his paid escort baby mama over vaccinating their daughter. Just as the baby mama thought it was wise to lie about using birth control, she thinks it is wise to leave their daughter completely unvaccinated while engaging in travel to places where polio, cholera, typhoid and diphtheria run rampant. Horny single oilfield worker thinks the headache is worth the unpaid time he got with his escort girlfriend five years ago. I'm still trying to figure out if he is desperate, stupid, insane or all of the above.
One horny single Australian oil worker + one paid escort leads to a relationship where dates and sex cease being exchanged for cash. Said paid escort, now unpaid (at least by boyfriend) girlfriend lies about being on birth control. Said horny Australian oil worker breaks up with paid escort turned girlfriend.
Fast forward two months...
Paid escort turned girlfriend repents for lying about being on birth control. Horny single Australian oil worker takes her back.
Fast forward one month...
Pregnancy test returns positive sign, happy face, two lines, all other symbols that say yes, prostitute / girlfriend is pregnant!!! And yes, she did tell horny oilfield boyfriend that she was taking birth control pills when she was not...again.
Fast forward eight months...
Horny oilfield worker is eight months single after breaking up with paid escort turned girlfriend for lying AND the father of a newborn baby girl who will hopefully not follow her mother into the world's oldest profession.
Fast forward five years...
Horny single oilfield worker is still using paid escorts and still fighting his paid escort baby mama over vaccinating their daughter. Just as the baby mama thought it was wise to lie about using birth control, she thinks it is wise to leave their daughter completely unvaccinated while engaging in travel to places where polio, cholera, typhoid and diphtheria run rampant. Horny single oilfield worker thinks the headache is worth the unpaid time he got with his escort girlfriend five years ago. I'm still trying to figure out if he is desperate, stupid, insane or all of the above.
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